That loud whooshing noise that you hear is the collective sound of ten million pairs of panties sliding off because Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson. From blog posts, to Facebook updates, to tweets, to so-called news articles, women all over the globe are publicly announcing that they're wet and ready to comfort the forlorn Rpat with their vaginas. Wait. I thought men were supposed to be the shallow sex-fiends. I don't hear guy-one offering some schlong therapy for Kstew. Maybe it's because she's a vapid, soulless whack-job. Wait. I thought men didn't care what's between a woman's ears. I'm confused.
