Monday, January 3, 2011

Generic Commercial Script

The scene opens in a room where a man is <insert stereotypical knuckle-dragging male behavior here>.
Cut to a woman leaning against the doorway, arms crossed, a condescending smile on her face.
Cut back to the man, who shrugs and smiles like an ape with his thumb stuck up his ass.
Cut back to woman, who shakes her head, pats him on the shoulder, and hands him <insert product name here> which magically counteracts his male stupidity.
They share a knowing smile and a nod, and all is right with the world.

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